S-U'VE-GOT TO BE KIDDING, RIGHT?
There are many things to take into consideration when purchasing a new car. Does it fit your needs in terms of practicality? How much does it cost to run? Does it have pepper spray built into the wing mirrors? Wait, what?
If the ability to temporarily blind members of the public from the comfort of your driver's seat is a necessity then the Rezvani Vengeance will be right up your straza. Not only does the Vengeance let you spit like a cobra, but it is also fitted with blinding strobe lights and electrified door handles to deal with unwanted attention.
Not that the owner will be able to avoid attention as they will be driving around in an SUV that looks like it is ready for the apocalypse. It will come as little surprise to learn that a video game designer styled the vehicle, it is pure, over-the-top fantasy. Just look at it!!! I approve.
But the Vengeance isn't all offensive toys, it also comes with bulletproof glass, armour plating and a 'survival kit' in the boot which includes those everyday essentials like bulletproof vests, helmets and gas masks. It also features a booming PA system to attract the attention of the little ones outside the school gate.
Need to get away from a pesky traffic warden? Why not deploy a dense smokescreen before making good your escape by utilising your supercharged 6.2-litre petrol-powered V8 and pushing your way through any obstacle using the SUV's ram bars?
Fancy one? The good news is that the Vengeance is available to order now! The bad news is that Rezvani will charge you a whopping £543,000 for the pleasure of surviving the next zombie onslaught...or completing the school run in bullet/bomb/EMP-proof comfort.