P IS FOR PTERODACTYL...
Do you have friends who claim to have annoyingly bright children? Kids who are apparently way ahead of the curve academically despite still crawling? Why not hinder them a little by buying them “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. Drag them down by giving them a book filled with words that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.
Probably worth a tenner to know you will be annoying the life out of said smug parents as they go through each frankly ridiculous entry in the book, explaining to little Felicity or Hector, that although there is a 's' in debris and no 'y' it is pronounced dey-bree. Click on the image below to hinder the progress of a little one today!!!