3 FOOT PENIS STOLEN BY 6 FOOT DICK...

A masked man was caught on CCTV having a 3-foot tall dildo away from a sex shop in Las Vegas. The hardened criminal was filmed stealing the 3 stone widows comforter from the Déjà Vu Love Boutique in Sin City on July 14.

The man nonchalantly enters the shop and throws the massive flugenheimer over his shoulder before sauntering off and stuffing the kong dong into the back of his sedan.

Shop worker Ryan Carlson told the local press “Sadly, the pandemic has encouraged even the scummiest of scumbags to steal the strangest products from innocent businesses,

“This landmark item in our store is worth nearly $2,000, so if you happen to see a 3-foot penis sitting around, please turn in the 6-foot-tall dick who stole it. We can only hope that this thief finds Jesus and returns the item or the law finds him and throws him in prison where he belongs!”

Click on the image below to watch the footage.