Congratulations on finding Roblurted, a collection of stuff I have stumbled across when bouncing around the internet desperately trying to avoid porn. As you will find, there is no real theme just page after page of nonsense, funny images, weird videos and the odd badly punctuated rant.
So kick off your shoes, grab yourself a drink and then have a good old poke around the place. The site may have a clean design but I have got a diseased mind.
If you find something that you think is funny or interesting then don’t hesitate to keep it to yourself, I’ll find my own crud thankyouverymuch. If you REALLY want to share then why not send me an email via the Contact page or drop me a tweet through the Twitter link.
The opinions expressed on this site are solely the author’s, and not representative of any individual, company, corporation, government, head of state, deity, pantheon, or anyone or anything else I may have missed.
Read at your own risk. Don’t try this at home. Careful, the beverage you’re about to enjoy is extremely hot. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Don’t feed the animals.
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