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Roll out the red carpet, put up the bunting, sweep the tramps from the street. This is big news…

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This is what the Internet was made for, I’m absolutely convinced of it. Cassetteboy mashes up 15 editions of the BBC’s News at Six broadcast during January 2012 to create something Chris Morris would be proud of. “The British Prime Minister is a posh, English, queen. He has his own dick up his arse…”

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This just goes to show that even the editors of the quality press can get it wrong. Under the picture of the stricken Costa Concordia cruise ship the main headline reads: ‘Give Queen a new royal yacht for jubilee, says minister’ Purleeease…

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All hail, The Happy Mondays have confirmed they are reforming to play some gigs this year! Get it up yer! The group said in a statement published by the website: “The rumours are true… Happy Mondays, the seminal Manchester band who changed musical culture forever has reformed and will be available for select live gigs across 2012.”

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With all that has been going on over the last couple of weeks it is good to see that the head of FIFA, Sepp Blatter is doing all he can to spread harmony throughout the footballing world…

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News, Weird

January 2, 2012

Smile…

You have just been Papped – old skool stylee…

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Finally, a bit of truth when it comes to the tiny ‘Clarifications & Corrections’ section often buried deep within the paper. We can make up as much shit as we want then print a tiny apology to make it all go away. God I hate The Daily Mail and their ilk…

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See how the World Searched with Google’s 2011 Zeitgeist: http://googlezeitgeist.com

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What was the editor thinking? Seriously! The headline screams ‘Fecal Bacteria Found On Most Supermarket Shopping Carts’ while the picture underneath shows a small child with a chocolate covered face…or is it chocolate? Purleeease…

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The Editor of the world famous Wyoming Tribune Eagle has got journalistic priorities but in this case I think he has got it all wrong. “Big beetle attack hits city” screams the first headline followed by a picture of homes on fire with he legend “Japan In Ruins”. Purleeease…

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